William I. Crandall is a troublesome student in Tokyo Middle school. He constantly bullies Noob by teasing him, insulting him, shooting spitballs and him and other stuff that's related to bullying.

"Noob did you forget to wipe your ass? I can still see tiny pieces of shit on your ass crack! What kind of crap did you eat Mr. Free Willy? I'll give you fast food coupons for your birthday you wimp!" ~ From the Comix Shorts Episode "First Day of School Part 3

"Hey Noob! Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a yellow rain coat, people yell out Taxi!" ~ From the Comix Minis Episode "Noob's Revenge"


Relatives: Nancy (Mother), Luis (Father)

Comix Shorts Appearances:

Season 1

  • First Day of School Part 2 (Debut)
  • First Day of School Part 3


  • Last Day

Comix Minis Appearances:

Season 1

  • Noob Misbehaves

Season 2

  • Noob's Revenge

Season 5

  • Noob's New Girlfriend (Cameo)
  • Savage Noob 5
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