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William I. Crandall is a troublesome bully in Tokyo Middle school. He constantly bullies Noob by teasing him, insulting him, shooting spitballs at him, and other stuff that's related to bullying.


"Noob did you forget to wipe your ass? I can still see tiny pieces of shit on your ass crack! What kind of crap did you eat Mr. Free Willy? I'll give you fast food coupons for your birthday you wimp!"

~ From the Comix Shorts Season 1 Episode "First Day of School Part 3"

"Hey Noob! Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a yellow rain coat, people yell out Taxi!"

~ From the Comix Minis Season 2 Episode "Noob's Revenge"

"Whatever Noob, I don't wanna talk to you anyway! Newsflash: Fuck you!"

~ From the Comix Minis Season 8 Episode "Not Easy Being.. Green?"


Relatives: Nancy (Mother), Luis (Father), Penelope (Younger Sister)

Likes: Bullying Noob, Shooting Spit balls, Getting in trouble, Beating kids up.

Hates: Noob, Homework

Comix Shorts Appearances:

Season 1


Comix Minis Appearances:

Season 1

  • Noob Misbehaves

Season 2

Season 3

  • Noob's Destination (Mentioned)

Season 5

  • Noob's New Girlfriend (Cameo)
  • Savage Noob 5

Season 6

  • Lots of Debris

Season 7

Season 8

Season 9

  • Hava Nagila (Silent)
  • Frosty