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Sargon Haymonds was an abusive, heartless, deadbeat father. He was Samantha's former spouse from 2008 - 2018. He had a beloved experience with his wife and kids, until Alex went up to Sargon pissing him off and divorced the entire family of his.


"Here comes the bride.. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!"

-From the Comix Minis Season 5 episode Wedding Crasher.


Likes: Trolling, abusing, the quote "baby want a bottle" when treating innocent people poorly, trying to ruin reputations, bashing opinions, child abuse, animal abuse, alcohol, beer, cigarettes.

Hates: Offering people a better reputation, Samantha, most of JFG

Cause of Death: Glass Injury


  • He divorced Samantha on December 2018 due to Alex roasting him just because he pisses him off.
  • He is with Jinto, Macario (Evil Widenar) and Olivia, and they team up roasting, insulting and bullying The Rodfellows and The Data Crew.
  • He was married with Samantha for 10 years (2008-2018).
  • He is a drunk, deadbeat dad.
  • He's an alcoholic.

Comix Minis Appearances:

Season 5

Season 7

Season 8

Season 9