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Sargon Haymonds was an abusive, heartless, deadbeat father. He was Samantha's former spouse from 2008 - 2018. He had a beloved experience with his wife and kids, until Alex went up to Sargon pissing him off and divorced the entire family of his.
Quotes:
"Here comes the bride.. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!"
-From the Comix Minis Season 5 episode Wedding Crasher.
Information:
Likes: Trolling, abusing, the quote "baby want a bottle" when treating innocent people poorly, trying to ruin reputations, bashing opinions, child abuse, animal abuse, alcohol, beer, cigarettes.
Hates: Offering people a better reputation, Samantha, most of JFG
Cause of Death: Glass Injury
Trivia:
- He divorced Samantha on December 2018 due to Alex roasting him just because he pisses him off.
- He is with Jinto, Macario (Evil Widenar) and Olivia, and they team up roasting, insulting and bullying The Rodfellows and The Data Crew.
- He was married with Samantha for 10 years (2008-2018).
- He is a drunk, deadbeat dad.
- He's an alcoholic.
Comix Minis Appearances:
Season 5
- Wedding Crasher (Debut)
- Rescuing Samantha
Season 7
- Samurai Sword Dual Match (TRF Form)
Season 8
- Hit & Run (Demise)
- Night Drive (Mentioned)
- The Robicheaux's (Mentioned)
Season 9
- Doreen's Bail (Corpse cameo)