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First Day Of School Part 1 is a Comix Shorts Season 1 episode.
Plot:
Noob is dreaming in the morning about something erotic about Spongebob, Paul comes in and tells him it's time for school. Noob angrily doesn't want to and Paul fights with Noob about it. After they both fought, The bus drives in and the bus driver angrily persuades Noob to get in the bus.
Characters:
Trivia
- It is the first Comedy Mix media to be split into parts, as well as the first Comix Unlimited episode.
- In the Comix Unlimited version, all three parts are combined together.
Transcript:
Noob: (Dreaming) Oh Spongebob, You're such a card. I wanna make sweet love on your spongy vagina.. Shit toilet paper into my mouth
Paul: Noob! Wake up! Time for school!
Noob: Fuck no! I'm not going!
Paul: Too fucking bad! I need to make your r3t@rd disease go away!
Noob: Suck my cock, Paul. You're the r3t@ard! Besides, I can't go.
Paul: What a ton of bullshit! What the fuck happened? Did you have enough Teletubby dick to suck?
Noob: Not as much as Barney ball sacks swallowed, Shit head. My spleen hurts! I wanna stay home and watch Spongebob.
Paul: Oh, So that's why I saw jizz on Spongebob's eye.
Shit! You must've went too fast and too furious on your bed! Now get your ass dressed and get on the god damn bus!
Noob: But what about breakfast?
Paul: I'll make you some eggs.
Noob: No! I want McDonald's!
Paul: Um, No.
Noob: But Ronald needs me.
Paul: That fat ass clown can go suck a giant dick that's a five dollar foot long in hell.
Noob: But I want an Egg McMuffin!
Paul: I am going to give you a McAssKicking if you don't shut your fucking face, you huge sack of shit!
Oh look! There's the bus! Get dressed and get going, you little bitch!
Noob: Fuck you, Paul! I really hope you get McRaped by the Burger King!
(Noob Waits for the bus and it arrives)
Nancy: Get your ugly ass in the fucking bus! And don't break it either or I will cook you and feed you to a bunch of hungry man-eating babies!