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Alexander V. A. Mortensen (Alex for short) is the Ace of The Data Crew/Protagonist of Comix Shorts/Comix Minis. He is the hunk of The Data Crew. (And a moron).


Alexander is a Scandinavian porn addict. He also likes to make music. He is also a huge fan of Papa Louie Games, The Raccoons (Canadian Retro Series) and Blinky Bill and other retro stuff. He's also extremely aware of snitching. He has been a Data Crew member since 2006 and has been trained by Takahashi Hamasaki to become a true member too. He is also the 2nd oldest current Data Crew member by age. He made his first appearance in the old Data Crew Series on September 2004. He is also brave, handsome, strong, klutzy, provoking, stupid, heroic, & funny.


"Not on my dead body you son of a bitch!!"
-From the Comix Shorts Season 1 Episode "Doorbell".
-From the Comix Shorts Season 3 Episode "Other Day".
"Yo, Talk to me."
-From the Comix Shorts Season 4 Episode "Don't Call Me".
"Excuse me Noob, Your dingalinglingding is so limp."
-From the Comix Shorts Season 5 Episode "Strange Beach (Formerly known as Nude Beach)".
"Thank you, sugarcake tits."
-From The TRF Data Crew Episode "Birth of the 4G1G"


Favorite Holiday: Independence day (4th of July)

Loves: Dancing, Music, NTWICM, Taquitos, Rare Steak, Sugarless Gum, Takis, Hot Weather, Lactose free things, Rockstar (Energy Drink), Peanut Butter, Mountain Dew (Voltage/Pitch Black), Coca Cola, Drawing, Getting Laid, Women, Minestrone. Diamonds, Rock Music, Techno, J Pop, Porno, Republicans, Boogie2988/Francis, Swearing, Daisy Dingo, Lisa Raccoon, Laughing at Retards, Being Rude.

Hates: Injustice, Disappointment, Liars, Bees/Wasps, Lactose, Male Gay love, Grasshoppers, Depression, Snitching, Inflation fetishes, Democrats, Drooling Retards, Cold Weather, Snow, Winter, Horror Movies

Relatives: Samantha (Wife), Olivia (Ex Wife), Katie (Former Spouse), Hashbrown (Second Partner), Ruby (Daughter), Samantha Jr. (Daughter), Seaborn (Son)

Favorite Season: Summer

Voiced by: French Fry Animations

Desired Voice: Sharon Mann


  • He is a sexually frustrated teenager.
  • He is only homophobic to Male gays.
  • He was a psycho killer back in 2004 - 2009.
  • Him and Samantha practically both have the same color palettes.
  • His hair is based off of his Roblox avatar.
  • He teamed up with Dan P. Lyons and sort of work together.
  • He is sexually attracted to Samantha, Hashbrown, Alice and Finniette.
  • He is also known as DJ Data
  • He is Osmophobic which means he hates any type of odor.
  • He is considered one of the most vulgar characters.
  • His hair used to be red from 2004 - 2009.
  • His first wife was "Brenda" m. 2011 - 2012.

The Data Crew (Series) Appearances

Era 1

Era 2

Era 3

  • When a Noob Doesn't Listen 2 (Silent)

Comix Shorts Appearances:

Season 1

  • Summer Quits (Cameo)

Season 2

  • Wake up call
  • illuminati
  • Liquor
  • Memories

Season 3

  • Beach
  • Couch Attack
  • Annoyed (Off-camera)
  • Mother's Day (Cameo)
  • Other Day

Season 4

  • Camping
  • Coffee
  • Occupied
  • Bad news
  • Nightmare
  • Don't Call me

Season 5

  • Being so rude
  • Nude Beach
  • Bored
  • 4th of July
  • Trapped in the closet
  • Alex reacts to hater
  • Alex hates grasshoppers

Season 6

  • Alexander's Brother

Season 7

  • Thanksgiving

Season 8

  • St Patrick's Day 2017

Season 9

  • Bowling (Cameo)
  • Deaf Talk (Silent)
  • Fidget Spinner
  • Truth or Dare?
  • Olivia's Birthday
  • Gift
  • Rise of The Data Crew Part 1
  • Final Round

Season 10

  • Deaf talk...Again! (Silent)
  • Rap Battle
  • Close Part I
  • Close Part II


Comix Minis Appearances:

Season 1

  • New Neighbors (Cameo)
  • Speed Dating
  • Binoculars
  • Rumpus

Season 2

Season 3

Season 4

  • Third Wheel
  • Ceramics
  • Fortune Cookie
  • #1 Fan
  • Savage Noob 3
  • Noisy Alexander
  • Light bulb
  • Lost Then Found

Season 5

  • Wedding Crasher
  • Noob's New Girlfriend (Cameo/Silent)
  • Anniversary Setup
  • TV Problem
  • Wild Dream (TRF Form)
  • Magic 8 Ball
  • Wet Dream (TRF Form)
  • Rescuing Samantha

Season 6

Season 7

Season 8

Other Cartoon Appearances:

The TRF Data Crew

  • The Ace Turns 17
  • Birth of the 4G1G


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